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A Bunch Of Cute And Childish (Clean) Frog Jokes Vol. 4
And some Techie and light-bulb jokes too.
· Q: What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?
· What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant? iHop.
· Q: What type of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
· Q: What do you call a frog that lies? An am-fib-ian.
· Q: Where do frogs hang their coats? In the croakroom.
Q: What type of frog has horns? A bull frog · Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a “hopperation”!
· Q: How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep.
· Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
· Q: What’s green and loud? A froghorn. [foghorn]
· Q: What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? You get a croaker spaniel.
· Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole.
Where does frog keep money?
In the river bankWhat type of music do frogs listen too?
Hopera [alternative punchline is hip hop!What does a frog wear?
A jump suit [how about: a wet suit!!!!]CUTE!!!! What did the bus driver say to the frog at the station?
